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Funny Expressions

1. Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
4. Do I look like a people person?
5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
7. You! Off my planet !!
8. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
9. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
10. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
11. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
12. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
13. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
14. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
15. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
16. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
17. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
18. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
19. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
20. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
21. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
22. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
23. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
24. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
25. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
26. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
27. Earth is full. Go home.
28. Is it time for your medication or mine?
29. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
30. I plead contemporary insanity.
31. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
32. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
33. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you