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Funny Pick Up Lines

• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

• Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

• Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

• Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

• You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

• Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

• Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

• Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

• Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

• What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

• Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

• Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

•I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

• My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

• I love the way you butter on a bald monkey.

• Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

• You're ugly but you intrigue me.

• No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

• I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

• Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

• Be unique and different, say yes.

• Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

• I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel

• You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

• I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

• I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?